Press Release Alpha

Press Release Alpha
Date: Mon, 10 Jul 1995 16:00
From: benmccon@pic.net
To:Distribution List
Subject: For Immediate Release: FGS

[Genuflecting in your general direction]

Dear Editor God:
Need a quick casting from the zodiac? Kramer, Fishing Guide to the Stars, is your home buoy.

It’s astrology with an attitude. Where else on a web page will you find quotes from Shakespeare and a fanatical devotion to Elvis? And tie it all to real astrology?

Kramer’s knowledge of the heavens’ influence on us mere mortals is well-known throughout Texas and the Southwest. He’s sought out as a leader of psychic fishing parties and personal consultations.

Fellow hitchhiker, direct your web browser mast toward http://www.io.com/~fgs. You’ll find that Kramer is to astrology what the King was to peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

For further information,
contact:
FGSKramer@aol.com
benmccon@pic.net
Or copy this link:
Home Buoy http://www.astrofish.net


About the author: Born and raised in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel, settled in a South Austin trailer park before trailer parks were cool. He now lives in San Antonio, Texas.