Press Release Alpha

Press Release Alpha
Date: Mon, 10 Jul 1995 16:00
To:Distribution List
Subject: For Immediate Release: FGS

[Genuflecting in your general direction]

Dear Editor God:
Need a quick casting from the zodiac? Kramer, Fishing Guide to the Stars, is your home buoy.

It’s astrology with an attitude. Where else on a web page will you find quotes from Shakespeare and a fanatical devotion to Elvis? And tie it all to real astrology?

Kramer’s knowledge of the heavens’ influence on us mere mortals is well-known throughout Texas and the Southwest. He’s sought out as a leader of psychic fishing parties and personal consultations.

Fellow hitchhiker, direct your web browser mast toward You’ll find that Kramer is to astrology what the King was to peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

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Home Buoy

About the author: Born and raised in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel, settled in a South Austin trailer park before trailer parks were cool. He now lives in San Antonio, Texas.