I hate these things but…. Author: Kramer Wetzel Published: March 11, 2007 0 comments You Are 100% Texas Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. This ain’t your first rodeo! How Texas Are You? About the author: Born and raised in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel, settled in a South Austin trailer park before trailer parks were cool. He now lives in San Antonio, Texas.